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The Starmaker
2017-02-20 00:27:14 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...

which shoulder is the Angel on, and

which shoulder is the Devil on?
Peter Trei
2017-02-20 13:53:58 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Angel on your right, Devil on the left, traditionally.

Goes way back to the Romans.

Latin for 'left' is 'sinister', and its why if you spill salt, the superstition
is that to avoid bad luck, you throw a pinch over your left shoulder with your
right hand, into the eyes of the devil.

pt
Gronk
2017-02-21 05:43:32 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
The Starmaker
2017-02-21 07:21:38 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
T Guy
2017-02-21 16:31:52 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
Neither. Try the wrist - there's more of a chance of getting a pulse reading there.
The Starmaker
2017-02-21 21:25:47 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
Neither. Try the wrist - there's more of a chance of getting a pulse reading there.
Okay...which wrist, left wrist or rights ristsh?
The Starmaker
2017-02-22 19:24:15 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
Neither. Try the wrist - there's more of a chance of getting a pulse reading there.
Okay...which wrist, left wrist or rights ristsh?
It's like asking "Which way do I insert the battery?"


If you insert the battery the wrong way...it won't work.

You have the Angel on one side and

the Devil on the other side.


Angel/Devil
Good/Bad
Positive/Negative
+/-

Okay...which wrist, left wrist or rights ristsh?

First, if you to know which side the Devil is on...

then you have to attach the lie detector to the side the Devil is on.

Lie detector administrators and manufacturers don't have this kind of information, they don't know which wrist to put it on!

You ask them they say, "Either one, what difference does it make???"

You ask them, "Don't you want to catch the murderer?"

And they say "Yes!"


And you ask them, "Don't you want to attach it to the side where the murderer is at???"


And they respond, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SIDE WHERE THE MURDERER IS AT????"


And you're mumbling to yourself..."This is unbelivable, these guys don't know what the fuck they are doing!"


I went to McDonalds and ask the spanish girl for a hambuger and she asked me "What's a hamburger?"


So, she asked the girl on the register on her left, "This guy wants a hamburger, what is that?"



Anybody know which side the Devil is on?



Maybe there are a few...salt throwers out there.


Maybe...even...one of you is a ....murderer.
The Starmaker
2017-02-21 19:06:36 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
Are you left a brainer or are you a right brainer?
Gronk
2017-02-27 05:47:16 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
What was the middle one again?
The Starmaker
2017-02-28 08:16:58 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
What was the middle one again?
There exist only Love and Hate....there is no middle.
Peter Trei
2017-02-28 13:26:20 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
What was the middle one again?
There exist only Love and Hate....there is no middle.
I'm Indifferent to that idea.

pt
Kevrob
2017-02-28 16:03:39 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
What was the middle one again?
There exist only Love and Hate....there is no middle.
I'm Indifferent to that idea.
Sounds like a job for Phil, Prince of Insufficient Light, and
ruler of Heck.

Kevin R
The Starmaker
2017-03-01 17:48:33 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
What was the middle one again?
There exist only Love and Hate....there is no middle.
Okay, I see you people don't understand this Angel Devil business..


The Angel is on one side, the Devil is on the other side, that's it!
That's all there is to it.


If you get your girlfriend angry..
and you want to make up with her..
because you hurt her feelings..

do you kiss her on her left side or her right side?

You don't want to approach her Devil side because it is evil, bad,
negative, has no feelings..

you want to approach her Angel side..that is the side that got hurt. Her
positive side.


You don't want to approach her negative side...


So, I go back:
The Starmaker
2017-03-01 17:55:35 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
What was the middle one again?
There exist only Love and Hate....there is no middle.
Okay, I see you people don't understand this Angel Devil business..
The Angel is on one side, the Devil is on the other side, that's it!
That's all there is to it.
If you get your girlfriend angry..
and you want to make up with her..
because you hurt her feelings..
do you kiss her on her left side or her right side?
You don't want to approach her Devil side because it is evil, bad,
negative, has no feelings..
you want to approach her Angel side..that is the side that got hurt. Her
positive side.
You don't want to approach her negative side...
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?


Who commited the Murder, the Angel or the Devil?


Whose feelings did you hurt, the Angel or ....the Devil?
The Starmaker
2017-03-01 18:03:35 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
What was the middle one again?
There exist only Love and Hate....there is no middle.
Okay, I see you people don't understand this Angel Devil business..
The Angel is on one side, the Devil is on the other side, that's it!
That's all there is to it.
If you get your girlfriend angry..
and you want to make up with her..
because you hurt her feelings..
do you kiss her on her left side or her right side?
You don't want to approach her Devil side because it is evil, bad,
negative, has no feelings..
you want to approach her Angel side..that is the side that got hurt. Her
positive side.
You don't want to approach her negative side...
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
Who commited the Murder, the Angel or the Devil?
Whose feelings did you hurt, the Angel or ....the Devil?
i discovered that there are a few smart phones that contain
the machinery to detect the murderer...
i just need to write the software for it...or you guys call it an app.

You can take the smartphone
put it in front of a murder suspect..
and you would be able to detect the real murderer with it.

and would you believe..i have to be the one to invent it!????!


i have to write the stupid software for it because you guys are
sooo one hundred years in the past.

maybe a thousand years.
The Starmaker
2017-03-01 18:18:56 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
What was the middle one again?
There exist only Love and Hate....there is no middle.
Okay, I see you people don't understand this Angel Devil business..
The Angel is on one side, the Devil is on the other side, that's it!
That's all there is to it.
If you get your girlfriend angry..
and you want to make up with her..
because you hurt her feelings..
do you kiss her on her left side or her right side?
You don't want to approach her Devil side because it is evil, bad,
negative, has no feelings..
you want to approach her Angel side..that is the side that got hurt. Her
positive side.
You don't want to approach her negative side...
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
Who commited the Murder, the Angel or the Devil?
Whose feelings did you hurt, the Angel or ....the Devil?
i discovered that there are a few smart phones that contain
the machinery to detect the murderer...
i just need to write the software for it...or you guys call it an app.
You can take the smartphone
put it in front of a murder suspect..
and you would be able to detect the real murderer with it.
and would you believe..i have to be the one to invent it!????!
i have to write the stupid software for it because you guys are
sooo one hundred years in the past.
maybe a thousand years.
luckily i found an open source on it, i just need to make a few
adjustments...

make it murder compliant!


Any murderers out there, i need your help. (everybody in jail sez they
are innoncent.)
The Starmaker
2017-03-01 18:12:52 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
What was the middle one again?
There exist only Love and Hate....there is no middle.
Okay, I see you people don't understand this Angel Devil business..
The Angel is on one side, the Devil is on the other side, that's it!
That's all there is to it.
If you get your girlfriend angry..
and you want to make up with her..
because you hurt her feelings..
do you kiss her on her left side or her right side?
You don't want to approach her Devil side because it is evil, bad,
negative, has no feelings..
you want to approach her Angel side..that is the side that got hurt. Her
positive side.
You don't want to approach her negative side...
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
Who commited the Murder, the Angel or the Devil?
Whose feelings did you hurt, the Angel or ....the Devil?
it's a good thing her vagina is in the middle otherwise you never get
in...
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2017-03-01 23:04:16 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
What was the middle one again?
There exist only Love and Hate....there is no middle.
Okay, I see you people don't understand this Angel Devil business..
The Angel is on one side, the Devil is on the other side, that's it!
That's all there is to it.
If you get your girlfriend angry..
and you want to make up with her..
because you hurt her feelings..
do you kiss her on her left side or her right side?
You don't want to approach her Devil side because it is evil, bad,
negative, has no feelings..
you want to approach her Angel side..that is the side that got hurt. Her
positive side.
You don't want to approach her negative side...
Oh, now I see why you asked the question initially.
The Starmaker
2017-03-02 18:26:26 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
What was the middle one again?
There exist only Love and Hate....there is no middle.
Okay, I see you people don't understand this Angel Devil business..
The Angel is on one side, the Devil is on the other side, that's it!
That's all there is to it.
If you get your girlfriend angry..
and you want to make up with her..
because you hurt her feelings..
do you kiss her on her left side or her right side?
You don't want to approach her Devil side because it is evil, bad,
negative, has no feelings..
you want to approach her Angel side..that is the side that got hurt. Her
positive side.
You don't want to approach her negative side...
Oh, now I see why you asked the question initially.
No, I'm just pointing out the the Angel on one shoulder and the Devil on the other shoulder are real entities.
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2017-03-09 04:34:17 UTC
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Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
which shoulder is the Angel on, and
which shoulder is the Devil on?
Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?
What was the middle one again?
There exist only Love and Hate....there is no middle.
Love/hate relationship...

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