Post by Lynn McGuire Post by Lynn McGuire
Over The Hedge: stuff
And I love my new F-150 4x4.
I chased 50 pigs with it Tuesday night across my property.
Catch any? Might save a trip to town for groceries.
Nope. Chased them onto the neighbors 10 acre property at 11pm blowing
my horn in 4WD bouncing from rut to rut. I have not gotten a thank you
for that yet and am not holding my breath. Hopefully I did not upset
You were even beginning to expect a thank-you for blowing your horn at
the edge of their property just after bedtime [Texas being one of those
states where the late-show hosts are done with their monologues by 22:55]?!?
I doubt it's just the /horses/ you were in danger of upsetting--F-series
(Incidentally, my mother is TRYING to remain out of the market for a new
F-150. They're crazy expensive and the only way to get a proper rear
camera is to spring for a crew cab [4 FRONT-OPENING doors] when she was
fine with a club cab [2 front, 2 REAR-opening] until she misjudged the
driveway entrance during our last all-concealing snowstorm and it rolled
in such a way as to render the drivers'=side doors irreparable thanks to
the 40-degree, 7-foot slope away from the driveway on its left side. And
while it's POSSIBLE to get a full bed (an absolute necessity for any
truck) with a crew cab, it's also impossible to fit that monster into
any normal garage, and she doesn't even want to have to drive "a
limousine" out on the public roads anyway!
Not to mention the insane price.)
1/2 anthrocat, nearly 1/2 anthrofox, all magical
Transgoddess, quick to anger.
Call me Chrysi or call me Kat, I'll respond to either!