Post by Lynn McGuire
YASID: Aliens passing the Earth in a space ship and one of them says,
"Ew, the ghetto !" ?
"Now here we are approached by creatures who have no inkling of the
true odiousness of their existence, nor any knowledge of their cause!
Now here they come knocking at the venerable door of this Worthy
Assembly, and what then, pray, are we to tell them, all these
abominoids, howlmouths, freaksnouts, clenchpoops, corpse-lovers,
mother-eaters and addlepates, wringing their alleged hands and
falling to their alleged knees when they learn that in reality they
belong to the subphylum 'Artefacta', and their supreme and perfect
creator was some ship's cook, who once poured out upon the rocks
of a dead planet a bucket of fermented slops, for his own
amusement imparting to that wretched source of life properties
which would later make it the laughing-stock of the entire Galaxy!
And how pray, will these poor devils defend themselves when some
future Cato throws up to them the shameful levoratatory configuration,
yes the left-handedness, of their amino acids!!"