Ted Nolan <tednolan>
2020-03-21 19:59:02 UTC
Me! Safely in my LAIR while mILLions succumb to psychosis and obsess
over mere TRIVIA!
When I revealed that the Earth is a cheese CRACKER they said me EcCeNtRIc!
When I demanded the world's COPRA RESERVES delivered to my post OFFICE box
they deemed me UNstable!
When I HERDED CATS they adjudged me committABLE!
When I SPLIT INfinitives, they marked me crASS!
But NO MORE, no more to silently suffer this, I SAY. I WILL speak I WILL Act!
I will let the cavils of LITTLE MINDS unable to comprehend the COSMIC aLL
hold me back no longer.
Here, here in my LOFTY eyrie, far above the madding cloud, I alone have
perceived the tRUTH. THe cosmic framework has been REVEALED to me,
the DULL frontage of mundane REALITY has fallen away. The UNIVERSE speaks
to me in exquisite crystalline whispers!
Let them call me MAD. I bear the badge proudly, for ONE MAN is not
afraid to DUE what must be DUNE.
Here, here surrounded by my LOYAL minions, I have marshalled THEM.
THem, the ON TOPIC, the RELEVANT. They swarm, they swarm in the HUNDREDS,
their CAGES rattle in their FEVERISH rage to be FREE!
STOP ME you say you will! Am I some SERIAL VILLAIN, some MONOLOGUING FOOL?
I have RELEASED THEM ALREADY and they FLY, FLY into the KNOTTED BOWELS of
RASFW. A LESSER MAN would QUAil, by my MIND IS CLEAR, my CONscience EASY.
IT IS DONE.